Halloween Anger Management
- Witch Helda holds up her broomstick and confesses to her anger management support group that she has a tendency to fly off the handle like her friend Broom-Hilda does.
- A clown, a pirate, a cowboy and Don Diego de la Vega a.k.a Zorro walk into a home bar. Meanwhile, embarrassed by their crappy outfits, a wife dressed up as a roll of toilet paper angrily tells her turd of a husband, “Next Halloween I’m picking out the costumes for the party!” as they leave the festivities early feeling shamed and disgraced.
- Angry that her feet always hurt, Hagatha the witch has her orange curtains covered with black spiders pulled open to let the light of the moon shine through the window to take a closer look. She needs to see clearly to pluck those nasty candy corns on her soles and between her toes to pass out as Halloween treats.
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